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Mission Control

Field reports from the savage model lab.

This is the editorial desk for Yeti Claw benchmark stories, render sweeps, latency curves, galleries, and the hard data behind what the fleet can really do under load.

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Latest dispatch

Start with the Spark open-weight bakeoff

Featured Dispatch | July 27, 2026

Spark open-weight model bakeoff: Nemotron vs GLM vs Kimi

The new committee benchmark separates live-stack truth from isolation-lab truth on Spark: Nemotron keeps the default public lane, GLM stabilizes in the isolated Ollama window, Kimi remains the slower specialty path, and the co-resident GLM attempt failed with CUDA out-of-memory while the TRT services were resident.

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Highlights: live Nemotron pass • isolated GLM and Kimi ladders • dual-Ollama cold-load probe • committee PDF and ZIP bundle published

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Economics desk

Cost, breakeven, and fleet value

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The routing and product-behavior view that ties the economics, capacity, and image findings together.

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Cloud vs. local inference economics

The fleet-level comparison between published cloud GPU rates and the real hardware already running Yeti Claw.

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BeastMode inference lanes

The CPU-backed ESXi lanes now have a benchmark-backed place in the cost story as low-capital, queue-friendly text workers.

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Capacity lab

Concurrency and operator guidance

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Chewbacuh vs LiL-Beastly

Public-path capacity test for the dedicated BeastMode lanes after the static-IP cutover and selector publish.

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Mac mini vs DGX Spark text capacity

Controlled simultaneous-conversation study showing where the interactive comfort band ends on the two primary text surfaces.

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Media lab

Video and image rollout outcomes

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PerkNations social image hand-QA sweep

Twenty DGX Spark cycles combining the younger influencer nightlife prompt with explicit hand and finger anatomy controls, plus Osyrus vitals and downloadable study artifacts.

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The Architect's Stillness video study

Ten Spark video models ran the same horror prompt. Three clips completed, seven failures mapped to runtime, memory, or adapter issues.

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Gojira video rollout on Spark

The full rollout record for the 10-model Gojira video stack, from cold-start timeout through the first validated hosted Wan clip.

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DGX Spark image model sweep

Eight of ten open-source generators completed under burst load, with vitals, failure notes, and gallery outputs archived.

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